The year in movies continues to show that it has been one of the best of the decade so far. I cannot remember the last year where there has been something in the theater that I have wanted to watch every single weekend, but that has definitely been the case this year. Here is what I caught this week.
You, Me & Tuscany
You, Me & Tuscany is a romantic comedy that tells the story of Anna, a woman who travels to Italy and crashes at a man’s villa. When his family finds her, she pretends to be the man’s fiancé and gets entangled with them and a new man she starts to catch feelings for.
You, Me & Tuscany is a pretty basic and by the numbers romcom. It hits all the same beats that you’ve seen a million times, and it doesn’t really do anything new, but it manages to stay charming because of the two leads. Anna should be incredibly unlikable. She works as a house sitter, where she takes over other people’s lives. She goes to Italy and starts living in the villa of a man she met once, lies and manipulates everyone around her, and does whatever she can to get what she wants. Sounds like an incredibly unlikable character right? Well, she would be, if she wasn’t played by Halle Bailey. Bailey makes the character incredibly cute and silly and charming. Because of her, you instantly want to see things work out for her. And her chemistry with Regé-Jean Page is wonderful. The two of them click, are charming and funny, and the movie works well with the two of them centered around the screen. While the film is incredibly basic, the two leads make it a deeply entertaining romcom that is worth a watch
Rating: 6/10
Thrash
Thrash is a horror film about a coastal town that gets decimated by a hurricane that brings with it a bunch of hungry sharks.
Tommy Wirkola, the director of Thrash, has directed quite a few films that I liked. The Trip, Violent Night, and What Happened to Monday are all fun and entertaining films. Because of this, I went into Thrash with a little hope that, even if the film isn’t great, that maybe it could be fun. Instead, this film wasn’t fun. It was pretty terrible from beginning to end. The acting sucks, the characters are horribly written, the CGI on the sharks is bad, and even though the film is only 84 minutes, it felt like it was a three hour film. I have seen a lot of disaster films like this, and I have seen many do it better. And with how poorly written the characters were, I did not care what happened to any of them. With all the flaws, however, there were a couple things that were okay. The birth scene was interesting and funny and well done, and there were a couple good laughs. I enjoyed watching the deadbeat foster dad get chewed up by sharks. Overall, however, I would definitely give this one a pass.
Rating: 3/10
Pizza Movie
Pizza Movie is a comedy starring Gaten Matarazzo and Sean Giambrone. It tells the story of two college roommates that decide to take a drug that causes crazy hallucinations unless they eat pizza. The two struggle to find and eat a pizza to stop the crazy high.
Pizza Movie is much funnier than I expected it to be. It is in the same vein as some of the stoner comedies of the ’90s and 2000s, like Dude Where’s My Car? and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, and while it isn’t as funny as those films, it is still a good time. The phases of the drugs are really fun to watch, like the scene where their heads explode whenever they curse, or the body swap phase. My personal favorite is the very last phase, which I won’t spoil as it is wonderfully meta and one of my favorite parts of the whole film. The film can be cringey and overuse jokes, specifically with Gaten Matarazzo’s character and the football team, but overall it was a solid time.
Rating: 6/10
Outcome
Outcome is the newest release from director Jonah Hill and starring Keanu Reeves. Reeves plays actor Reef Hawk, who is a generally loved actor that gets blackmailed with a video that could possibly get him cancelled. Reef works with his team to come up with a plan to go on an apology tour to all the people he screwed over through the years, and to avoid getting cancelled.
So far this year, I am not sure if I have seen a more insufferable film. I love Keanu, but he is atrocious in this. He was not the right choice to play a character like this. His character seemed uninterested in what was going on throughout the film, because Reeves is bad at expressing emotion. It is the same reason he works so well in films like John Wick and Much Ado About Nothing. In films where he needs to be super serious or broody, Reeves pulls it off flawlessly. However, a role like this needed a lot more depth, and Reeves failed at that. Seeing as the film hangs on his central performance, things fell apart around him throughout the entire runtime. In addition to Keanu, Jonah Hill personally gives one of the worst performances I have seen so far this decade. He is obnoxiously unfunny, and the only thing he did was made me hate the film even more every time his character appeared on screen. The only thing I liked about this film is a scene with Martin Scorsese. It is an absolutely beautiful scene, and Scorsese gives a genuinely great and melancholy performance in the film. The scene is so good that it sticks out like a sore thumb compared to the rest of the runtime.
Rating: 1/5
Exit 8
Exit 8, based off the indie game of the same name, follows a man who finds himself trapped in a loop while trying to leave a subway train station. To exit, the man must find various anomalies and solve the puzzles to escape.
As someone who had never heard of and never played the video game, I wasn’t sure what to expect from this film. I knew it was a horror movie, and I only heard decent things about the movie. I went into this mostly blind, and wasn’t sure whether I’d love it or hate it, and I’m glad I did. When going into a movie like this, I didn’t expect the shots and visuals to be so unique and interesting. Director Genki Kawamura brings a lot of interesting perspectives to the film. I loved how the first fifteen minutes of the film are done entirely from POV, and how it makes the audience feel like they are getting trapped in the loop along with the main character. The film wasn’t that scary, especially for a horror movie, but what the film did great was creating this feeling of unease and uncomfortability over the runtime. I loved watching the anomalies over the course of the film as well. The subtle ones are fantastic, such as the one where the eyes of the characters on the posters followed the main character around, or the more big and epic ones like the flood. Now, while I did deeply enjoy the movie, I felt like the end went on too long. It felt like the director could’ve left with more of an ambiguous answer, and instead it gave everything away and spelled out the ending. Still, it was a quality film that was well worth the watch.
Rating: 4/5
The Wrecking Crew
The Wrecking Crew is a new Amazon Prime action movie starring Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa. It tells the story of two half-brothers that haven’t spoken to each other in years who reunite at their father’s funeral. When one of the brother’s suspects that their father was murdered, the brothers have to put their differences aside and work together to solve the murder.
There’s not much to say about this film. There are hundreds of action films like this that come out year after year. However, I still kind of liked this one. Sure, it doesn’t do anything revolutionary, and yes, I knew exactly what was going to happen over the course of the film. I knew who the villain was going to be the first time I saw him on screen, and I knew Momoa and Bautista would start off hating each other but would eventually solve their differences and realize they were brothers and save the day. I knew all of that, but I still had fun, and fun goes a long way. Bautista and Momoa are great together. They have tons of chemistry, the jokes generally work, and the action kicks ass. Lots of good camerawork and choreography, especially with the hallway fight scene during the ending climax. So yes, while it is incredibly generic, the main leads bring enough entertainment to it to make it a fun watch.
Rating: 6/10
Mercy
Mercy is a 2026 January release starring Chris Pratt as a cop who is put on a trial with an artificial intelligence judge to find out if he killed his wife. Pratt has 90 minutes to prove to the AI judge that he is innocent, and if he does not prove it, he will be killed.
Overall, while Mercy is bad, it is not as bad as I expected it to be. Sure, there are some horrendous writing choices, such as Pratt’s character “going with his gut” instead of just trusting the facts causing the AI judge to literally glitch out, which caused me to burst out laughing, but there are definitely worse films that have come out so far. The main thing that keeps the film from being completely bottom of the barrel is the style. The film takes the style of Searching, and while it uses it far worse than Searching does, it still uses it in an effective way that kept me engaged and entertained. However, while the style is nice, the movie is completely stupid. The plot twist can be seen coming from a mile away, the acting is horrible, and the pro AI message the film holds rubbed me the wrong way on numerous occasions.
Rating: 2/5
War Machine
War Machine is a Netflix sci-fi action film starring Alan Ritchson, who plays an Army Ranger that gets trapped in a ridge by a mysterious robot.
This film has the same problems The Wrecking Crew has. It is deeply generic and incredibly predictable. However, there is one big difference. The Wrecking Crew is fun. This is not. War Machine is incredibly boring. There’s no humor like in Wrecking Crew, and it feels like the dialogue out of each character’s mouth is just for exposition. No characters ever just talk to each other. Every word feels like it is just to explain something that happened before or to hint at something in the future, like when the crew are talking about the medal Ritchson’s character received from the army. It gets pretty annoying. At the same time, the film feels like it is just a worse version of Predator. It’s the same story, and I would have much rather been watching Predator. The only thing I liked, and the only reason I stuck around was for Alan Ritchson. Even though he is given nothing to work with in the script, he still does his best to make the movie work. The movie still doesn’t work, but he at least makes it watchable. However, I wish he was given something much better to work with.
Rating: 1.5/5










